~*About You*~

Name: Maggie (Not short for anything.)
Birth date: the27th day of the 6th month of a certain unremarkable year
Country of origin: The US
Town Born in: Richmond, VA. Technically. That’s where the hospital was, at least.
Race/ancestry: Mostly my ancestors hail from the UK. I’ve got a little German and Danish in me, but I’m mostly Welsh and English. A little Irish, too. The side of my family that’s been figured out descends from the Morgans of Wales. (Any distant relatives reading this: Hiiiiii. <3 Apparently there are a lot of us.)
Height: 5’7 and a bit.
Eye color: Dark brown.
Hair color and style: A very dark brown, nearly black. About to my shoulders. I’ve got sprinklings of grey and in the summertime I get some red, too.
Skin Tone: Quite, quite pale, and freckled.
Tattoos: None.
Eye-sight: Near-sighted in one eye, far-sighted in the other. I iz talented like that.

Explain your username: It stems from the massive use of the word ‘ineffable’ in Good Omens. But I didn’t want to be ineffable, so I changed the last bit to bird, slang for a woman- ineffabird. So I am an ineffable chick. Or a chick that believes in ineffability. Or just a chick who likes Good Omens far, far too much. Your choice.
Explain your icon: Icons give me much grief and annoyance. I didn’t have one for forever- I only uploaded this one so the little blank gray default icon would go away. And this is from one of my favorite pieces, so.


How would you describe your personality?
It changes, depending on my company. Mostly among friends I’m quite bubbly, cheery, and enthusiastic. Also quite quirky, but on the internet, who isn’t? I go in for good-natured sarcasm and apparently I flirt a lot without intending to do so. I can be quite cynical about some things, though. “When she was good, she was very, very good, but when she was bad she was horrid.” Shame about the lack of curl.


How would other people describe you?
The general consensus is that I’m cheery and always smiling and fun. I am quite pleased with this.

Are you Afraid of anything/have any phobias?
Spiders, the dark, deep water (esp. if it’s murky), and ghosts/spirits/the supernatural.

What’s your favourite physical feature about yourself?
My freckles, and my pale skin.

What’s your most hated physical feature about yourself?
My weight. A common affliction.

Do you have any physical disabilities/ailments?
Nope.

Do you have any SPECIAL/FREAKY Abilities?
TYING A CHERRY STEM INTO A KNOT IN YOUR MOUTH IS *NOT* A SPECIAL/FREAKY ABILITY. I am quite artistic, though. I mean, obviously, deviantart, but I got into a governor’s school for it so I would count it as a special ability. Other than that, not so much.

Do you have any allergies?
A little.

Are you the first, middle, last, or only child? And who are your siblings?
Only child. Well, technically I have a half-sister. She is over twice my age.

How many cousins do you have? Big family?
My mom’s side is fairly big. My dad’s is getting bigger and bigger every year, though- my cousins are all having babies like mad.

Do you WANT to have children? If so how many?
I do, very much. Not now, but one day. I’d like at least two, if not three or four. Um. Maybe not all at once though. And only if I can afford to pay for all that college.

What was your dream job when you were a kid?
I’m pretty sure I had a lot. The only one I remember is wanting to be a dancer.

What is your dream job now?
Actress, artist (who is successful enough to actually live off her work), book editor, museum curator/museum art collector.

~*Food*~

What item of food would you eat the most of?
Fruit of some sort. Grapes, maybe. Mmmm. Also pastries.

What is your favourite flavour ever?
Vanilla. (I’m so boring. XD) I also like toffee-flavored things.

Do you like meat?
Very much.

What do you usually eat for Breakfast?
Not breakfast food. XD

What is your favourite dinner meal?
Fried chicken? Dunno.

What cuisines do you like best?
Asian.

What foods do you HATE?
I don’t like cooked vegetables much, nor cheese. Nor certain types of fish, nor lunch meat, nor eggs. I wouldn’t say I hated them, though. I prefer not to eat them, I don’t think they taste good, but none of them would make me throw up. Well. Maybe the eggs. >_>

What food can you not resist?
DONUTS. Also biscuits. I used to think it was bacon but I was wrong. So wrong.

What would be your last meal?
Fried chicken, cookies and cream ice cream, misc. fruit. Ummmm. A donut? Ha, I don’t know. Ooo, a biscuit!

Do you like any ‘freaky’ food combinations?
No. I don’t even like for my food to touch. XD

~*Clothing/Style*~

What is your general fashion style? (eg: punk, glam, sporty, girly etc)
I like old-fashioned clothing, lace or Victorian style, pearls, cameos, etc. Gathered sleeves and vests. I like girl’s clothing styled on men’s fashion, but I don’t wear much of it besides the vests. I often dress pretty normally, just a nice shirt and a pair of jeans, but my style has gotten funkier as I’ve gotten older.

What item of clothing do you wear the most?
Sarrin gave me a vest recently that I’ve been wearing a lot. Hm, I’d probably say just my favorite pair of jeans. Or my Little Shop t-shirt.

Pants or skirts/dresses?
Both.

How much of your skin do you like to show/cover up?
I don’t mind showing skin, like, chest-level and above. Depends on my mood and if I’m hanging out at home or going out somewhere.

What items of jewelery do you wear most?
I have too many. I can’t choose. XD

What item can you NOT leave your house without?
My purse. Hairbrush. Chapstick.

Hair up or Hair down?
I prefer the way it LOOKS down, but so often it gets in my way I put it up. My hair is invasive. XD

~* Life Style*~

What time do you usually wake up?
I woke up at 6 all this summer for work. If left to my own devices, though, with no set time to get up, usually I’ll wake up somewhere between 9 and 10. However. That never happens.

What time do you usually go to sleep?
Midnight, give or take half an hour. Going to sleep early this summer so as to be able to get up at 6 was hell!

How often do you bathe/shower?
Lately it’s been every day.

Do you exercise regularly?
No.

How often do you go out drinking?
Never.

What do you do most in your spare time?
I don’t usually have a lot of spare time. The time I do have I spend online, mostly.

Name your hobbies:
Creating art of some sort, reading, surfing the net. Being geeky? ^_^

How many pets have you had in your life?
Hmmm. 6 cats, two fish, and three hamsters.

How many houses have you lived in in your life?
5.

What sort of ‘vehicle’ do you own?
A navy Hyundai Tucson.

What’s your current job?
Student.


~*Your Favorite-?*~

Color(s): Green and purple, not necessarily together.
Animal: Cats. Like Sarrin, they’re not actually my favorite, but I do love my own.
Season: Summer.
Scenery: I don’t play favorites.
Plant/flower: I don’t think I have one. Roses are pretty, but so trite.
Sweet/treat: I have a huge sweet tooth. I’ll go for pretty much anything except pie.
Game: Rping? Ooo, Apples to apples! Tag. Hide-and-go-seek.
Sport: Soccer.
Shop: Barnes and Nobles.
Brand: I like Blowfish shoes.
Cultures: Hmm. Japanese? But I never intended to learn about them, it’s just the natural by-product of having been so into anime and manga for going on 8 years.

Town/City: Hmmm. Charleston or New Orleans.

Style of music: hm, I never know how to describe the sort of music I like. I like soft songs with minimal accompaniment- carried mainly by the singer’s voice- and then I like classical and such. Pop, rock, country, classic rock… not fond of rap, though, nor hard-core opera.

Favourite Songs: Too many to name them all, but some are ‘Why Do You Love Me Like That?’ by Michelle Branch, “The Show Must Go On” by Queen, “Hush Hush” by Pussycat Dolls… three’s enough, I should think.

Favourite Movies: This is always a tricky question. I don’t think I have any.

Favourite TV shows: Used to be House.

Favourite Animes: They change. XD Right now it’s Ouran High host Club, Saiyuki, Gravitation, xxxHolic, sort of not really Tsubasa, and Kyou Kara Maoh. Oo! Can’t forget Yami no Matsuei/Descendents of Darkness.

Favourite Books: Blackwood Farm, Good Omens, Night Watch, Peter Pan. Probably there are some others I’m over-fond of that I can’t think of right now.

Favourite Ships/Pairings: Mercutio/Tybalt ‘verse-style, Nicolas de Lenfent/George Boleyn also ‘verse-style (I included the full names just to make any non-versers boggle. *beams*) more or less the entire cast of Yami no Matsuei with each other, Watanuki love triangle, the Nurse/Father Lawrence…. There are so many more that I can’t think of all of them, haha.

Favourite place to Holiday/visit: Europe.

Favourite place to relax/feel free: go to the beach.

~*Ideals in the Opposite Sex*~

Height: Taller than me. I’ve sometimes thought it’d would be nice to date a guy who was really, really tall.
Weight: I’m not so good at male’s weights in conjuction with height and body type.
Body shape: Slender, lanky.
Hair colour/style: Any color but blonde. Although tall red-heads do make me rather weak at the knees. (No one say anything about Mercutio! He is not the only one!)
Eye colour: Doesn’t matter.
Style: He musn’t dress like a slob or a ganster. He is also not allowed to dress like a preppy girl.
Personality traits: Intelligence, humor, affection. Snark always gets me, too. Artistic helps. (Like a lot. <3)

~*Ideals in the SAME Sex*~

Height: I think I prefer girls my height or shorter.
Weight: Doesn’t matter.
Body shape: Also doesn’t matter. Ideally slender with a small chest, but the thing about ideals is that they hardly ever apply to the person you fall for.
Hair colour/style: I really am not too fond of blondes. (One day I am going to fall for one just so I can look like a hypocrite.)
Style: I like a girl who dresses nicely. Hm, with elegance, or a style that is less mainstream.
Personality traits: Intelligence, humor, affection. Snark always gets me, too. Artistic helps.

~*what’s the last -*~

Time you laughed: Earlier this evening when my best friend made one of those pesky Freudian slips.
Cried: I don’t know. Maybe my birthday? Probably more recent than that, but I can’t remember so it must not have been anything too bad.
Screamed: I rarely scream. Not unless someone jumps out behind a corner and grabs me or something. (EDIT: ….when I was tickled earlier today.)
Shared: Anyone who’s come into contact with me who’s either related or a friend.
The last person you talked to: My roommate.
Person to call you: My mom.
Person you yelled at: I also rarely yell. Maybe my younger cousins, a few months ago. And that made me feel tremendously guilty.
Person you told them you loved: My best friend and my other friend who is her roomie.
Time you acted childish: Haha, it happens every day.
Food you’ve eaten: Fetticini alfredo.
Book you’ve read: Blood Rites by Jim Butcher
Shop you entered: Does Wal-mart count?
Thing you regret doing: Not starting to pack a few days earlier. O_o
Thing you watched on TV: *shrug*
Comment you squee-d over: Probably something Sarrin said.

~*Can You-*~

Do a handstand: No.
Raise one eyebrow and not the other: nuuuu. I’ve tried and tried. ;_;
Dance: Not very well, haha.
Sing: Somewhat.
Whistle: No.
Cook: If given a recipe.
Speak a different language: Un poco.
Do any magic tricks: No.
Put together DIY boxed furniture: Proooobably not. Just a guess.
Use Power tools: I’ve never needed to.
Write a Resume: Yes.
Rollerblade: Yes.
Skateboard: No.
Surf: I don’t really have the inclination to learn.
Navigate: Not very well. ^_^
Survive in the Wild: For a while.
Survive without your cell phone: Yes.
Survive without your internet: Not for long. ^___________^

~*Randomly*~

What are you wearing right now?
Plain black t-shirt and black-and-white pajamas with pink edging and hearts, and also skulls.

How do you feel right now?
Content.

Did you brush your teeth today?
Yes.

One RANDOM fact about you: I love my feet.


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